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Sunday, September 25, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
A movie about
When I saw the trailor of the film BODYGUARD I didn't give much response . I thought it was only the film about Salman Khan showing body . But when I watched that film I was much appreciated about that. I basically appreciated by the twisted love story. What a lovely climax. And what an action. It is the facinating story with lots of masala. Salman is now a hero with regular hit films like WANTED , DAABANG etc.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
love
You are the one I have choosen, you are my soul. You cannot imagine how much I love you.
I don't know whether this is right or wrong way but I choose it. What will be it's result I can't imagine but I am loving you.
Every time when you look at me it gives some feelings like I have been a poet. When you talked to me I feel you are caring me. When whisper in soft voice I am eagerly fallen in love. Besides these I find myself alone and lonely. Why this happens I don't know.
Any time and any where you present infront of my eyes. I can do any thing correctly. Some say I am mad in your love and some say, 'you are just affected by her virus'. This is the sweetest moment ever in my life. Its not long time I have met with you but you magic word and fabolus presence made as if we have been meeting since a long time.
Nobody can stop me to achieve your love. I know there are lots of obstacles and boundries but I don't care.
I don't know whether this is right or wrong way but I choose it. What will be it's result I can't imagine but I am loving you.
Every time when you look at me it gives some feelings like I have been a poet. When you talked to me I feel you are caring me. When whisper in soft voice I am eagerly fallen in love. Besides these I find myself alone and lonely. Why this happens I don't know.
Any time and any where you present infront of my eyes. I can do any thing correctly. Some say I am mad in your love and some say, 'you are just affected by her virus'. This is the sweetest moment ever in my life. Its not long time I have met with you but you magic word and fabolus presence made as if we have been meeting since a long time.
Nobody can stop me to achieve your love. I know there are lots of obstacles and boundries but I don't care.
yours lov£
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Paddy planting in Nepal
Nepal is enjoying the rainy season, as it started the monsoon earlier. All Nepalese farmers are busy in planting the paddy. The season is favourable . Asar 15th is special day for the farmers as it is the day for planting the paddy. At this time it is believed that the rain compulsorily falls. so people used to eat the beaten rice with the curd. It is the old tradition.
The Newari culture favours it . Since the paddy planting is famous in Kathmandu but the huge percentage of cultivation is in the Terai region, which is the main source of our food. The terai region is treated as the food store of Nepal. Almost 75% of the Nepali depend on the Terai region for the food. This is due to the fertile land and climate.
Some farmer finished their planting some are in process and some will do shortly. In my estimate cultivation will be increased by some percent because farmer are able to plant the paddy in time and if weather favours the next crop will be in the time. It results to the increased GDP.
The farmer will now take rest for some 2/3 months and are welcoming the awating festival like TEEJ/ KRISHNA ASTAMI/DASHAIN/TIHAR. They probably harvest the paddy in the month of november.
The Newari culture favours it . Since the paddy planting is famous in Kathmandu but the huge percentage of cultivation is in the Terai region, which is the main source of our food. The terai region is treated as the food store of Nepal. Almost 75% of the Nepali depend on the Terai region for the food. This is due to the fertile land and climate.
Some farmer finished their planting some are in process and some will do shortly. In my estimate cultivation will be increased by some percent because farmer are able to plant the paddy in time and if weather favours the next crop will be in the time. It results to the increased GDP.
The farmer will now take rest for some 2/3 months and are welcoming the awating festival like TEEJ/ KRISHNA ASTAMI/DASHAIN/TIHAR. They probably harvest the paddy in the month of november.
Friday, June 24, 2011
viral fever
viral fever:
These days Kathmandu is hit by the viral fever basically children are the victims. Very hot weather makes the viruses to change their style. Some time virus are hard to beat because it makes its immunity more powerful than man and ends to the high dose antibiotics.
Generally the viral fever is the fever caused by the viruses.
symptoms of viral fever:
* dehydration
* loss of appetite
* headache
* eye redness
* coughing
* muscle pain, joint pains.
* runny nose.
How long they last:
3 to 7 days.
Treatment:
lots of rest , fluid intake.
if symptoms persists for more than a week visit a doctor.
Home remedies :
. Soak towel in cold water and squeeze it and put it on the forehead
. Gargle with salt water and keep the throat moist that helps with cough
. Drink mixture of ginger juice and honey after warming it a little
. Keep some maragos leaves in the room , as it is natural antiviral and prevents the infection
. Get yourself a backrub as it is good for the immune system and make feel better.
. Avoid the packed food.
These days Kathmandu is hit by the viral fever basically children are the victims. Very hot weather makes the viruses to change their style. Some time virus are hard to beat because it makes its immunity more powerful than man and ends to the high dose antibiotics.
Generally the viral fever is the fever caused by the viruses.
symptoms of viral fever:
* dehydration
* loss of appetite
* headache
* eye redness
* coughing
* muscle pain, joint pains.
* runny nose.
How long they last:
3 to 7 days.
Treatment:
lots of rest , fluid intake.
if symptoms persists for more than a week visit a doctor.
Home remedies :
. Soak towel in cold water and squeeze it and put it on the forehead
. Gargle with salt water and keep the throat moist that helps with cough
. Drink mixture of ginger juice and honey after warming it a little
. Keep some maragos leaves in the room , as it is natural antiviral and prevents the infection
. Get yourself a backrub as it is good for the immune system and make feel better.
. Avoid the packed food.
Friday, June 17, 2011
COMPARISION BETWEEN NEPAL AND USA
1. Nepal is 67 times (approx) smaller than the USA. The USA is ranked third or fourth where
as Nepal is ranked 93rd on its sizes.
2. Both countries having the huge difference in area both possesses alsmost same
% of water amount. USA consists of 6.76% water and Nepal consists of 7.06 %.
4. Nepal has highest point at Mt Everest (29029 ft.) but USA has only 20320 feet mountain
( mount Mckinley) to be the highest.
5. Nepalese film industry has adopted it's name 'Kollywood' from the 'Hollywood'.
6. Nepal's motto is 'Janani janmabhumisch swargadapi gariyesi' (mother and
mother land are greater than the heaven) , Same as like 'In god we trust' is the USA's motto.
7. Nepal's unification; 1768A.D. and independence of USA is 1776 A.D.
8. Missouri river is the longest river in USA and the Karnali is the longest river of Nepal. The biggest river of Nepal is Koshi and biggest river of USA is Mississippi.
9. Talking about religion , 0.9% christianity in Nepal and 0.5% hindus are in USA.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Just Updates of Nepal!!
1. There is tought race between the MMC(2) 'Manangmarsyandi FC' and MPC(1)
'Mahendra Police FC' on Nepalese Premier League (Shahid smarak league 2011).
2. Koila Pani FC is on the last position of the table.
2. Ncell isthe largest telecom company in Nepal putting the Nepal telecom behind .
3. Finally 'nano' arrives in Nepal.
4. No any political progress in Kantipur (Kathmandu), there is no any optimistic thought.
5. PM Khanal resignation won't make any difference in the political play.
6. The weather is some hot and some cool, but here are everybody fool, Barkha nai lagya jasto!!!
7. Journalist Dinesh wagle ko article 'Hami sabai yatri' padhna paaiyo Kantipur ko koseli ma. Very intresting article.
8. The educational institution are closed due to the teacher's hadtal.
9. It seems to be easy for the paddy planting this season due to the rain.
'Mahendra Police FC' on Nepalese Premier League (Shahid smarak league 2011).
2. Koila Pani FC is on the last position of the table.
2. Ncell isthe largest telecom company in Nepal putting the Nepal telecom behind .
3. Finally 'nano' arrives in Nepal.
4. No any political progress in Kantipur (Kathmandu), there is no any optimistic thought.
5. PM Khanal resignation won't make any difference in the political play.
6. The weather is some hot and some cool, but here are everybody fool, Barkha nai lagya jasto!!!
7. Journalist Dinesh wagle ko article 'Hami sabai yatri' padhna paaiyo Kantipur ko koseli ma. Very intresting article.
8. The educational institution are closed due to the teacher's hadtal.
9. It seems to be easy for the paddy planting this season due to the rain.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Nepal after jestha 14
The same thing repeats, leader at the last moment add the time duration for the manufacturing of constitution. They will still unable to prepare the constitution. They just make the target for the powerful post and play with future of the nation. They have not ever thought the power of people. The are feeling the they are making the general people dumb. They think all the people are ignorant and they don't know anything. They just need the government ownership. They are trying to make themselves safe but they are forgetting that it is not able to be safe when the nation is not safe.
Lets see what happens till the 14th jestha. Will they able to lengthen the duration of constitution assembly? If it happens so then is another unfortunate for the Nepalese people
Lets see what happens till the 14th jestha. Will they able to lengthen the duration of constitution assembly? If it happens so then is another unfortunate for the Nepalese people
Saturday, March 19, 2011
WHY IS NEPAL SO SPECIAL???
Nepal is a beautiful country with so many natural resources. It has lots of probable tourism areas. Nepalese people are very kind and gentle, they are brave too. Nepalese people know how to respect the guest. They behave the guest like god. Because this their tradition and there's saying too , " GUEST ARE LIKE GOD" . So Nepalese people are always welcoming the foreigners and they are eager to show our culture, natural resources and many things here.
Mountains: The worlds highest mountain is in Nepal . The Mt. Everest is the highest peak of world and there lots of white mountains which makes Nepal special.
Rivers: Nepal acquire the world's 2nd largest country in water resources. Here are lots river which irrigate the land of Nepal and able to produce the 83,000 mega watt of electricity .
lake: World highest lake also lies in Nepal which also make Nepal special. The " Tilicho lake " , the highest lake and also other beautiful lake also make the Nepal the tourist point.
People: The Nepalese people are different, they are able to throw the monarchy and they level thinking is high and they are able to find the solution within own. Approximately 3 crore people are currently constitute modern Nepal. The bravery and kind hearted quality make the Nepalese people special.
Heritage: Nepal's wealth is heritage. It has lots of heritage. It collects the different heritage of different era and the religion . The "Kathmandu Valley " itself is the city of heritage.
Geography: Nepal being a small country, it is the transit point of the emerging country India and China. Nepal works as the middle point of the whole continent Asia. Its internal geography itself is also spell bounding which allows the trekking and many other. Some where it provides the lowest are and some where it provides the highest part of land. Beside these the climate is also favorable.
Education: Nepal provides the world class education . It has the Private and government education system. The student are employed to different parts of world who graduate from Nepal. It also exports the skilled people to different countries.
History : Nepal's history is its pride. It has born before the present USA. The British Gurkha's soldier had fought world war. Even the Napoleon had once said , " I only afraid with only the Gurkhas ".
Religion: Nepal is now not the country of only Hindus but it is the country of all religious people. Here Buddhist, Christian, Muslim, Hindu etc are the main religions.
Culture: Nepal's another speciality is culture. Foreigner are attracted to Nepalese culture. They like to celebrate the wedding in the Nepalese culture. Inside Nepal there are lots of culture, hence it makes the people and foreigner indifference to the Nepalese culture. The main festival " Tihar" , "Dashain" and " Maghe Shakranti" are major festivals.
The above reasons make the Nepal very very special to the stage of world.
Mountains: The worlds highest mountain is in Nepal . The Mt. Everest is the highest peak of world and there lots of white mountains which makes Nepal special.
Rivers: Nepal acquire the world's 2nd largest country in water resources. Here are lots river which irrigate the land of Nepal and able to produce the 83,000 mega watt of electricity .
lake: World highest lake also lies in Nepal which also make Nepal special. The " Tilicho lake " , the highest lake and also other beautiful lake also make the Nepal the tourist point.
People: The Nepalese people are different, they are able to throw the monarchy and they level thinking is high and they are able to find the solution within own. Approximately 3 crore people are currently constitute modern Nepal. The bravery and kind hearted quality make the Nepalese people special.
Heritage: Nepal's wealth is heritage. It has lots of heritage. It collects the different heritage of different era and the religion . The "Kathmandu Valley " itself is the city of heritage.
Geography: Nepal being a small country, it is the transit point of the emerging country India and China. Nepal works as the middle point of the whole continent Asia. Its internal geography itself is also spell bounding which allows the trekking and many other. Some where it provides the lowest are and some where it provides the highest part of land. Beside these the climate is also favorable.
Education: Nepal provides the world class education . It has the Private and government education system. The student are employed to different parts of world who graduate from Nepal. It also exports the skilled people to different countries.
History : Nepal's history is its pride. It has born before the present USA. The British Gurkha's soldier had fought world war. Even the Napoleon had once said , " I only afraid with only the Gurkhas ".
Religion: Nepal is now not the country of only Hindus but it is the country of all religious people. Here Buddhist, Christian, Muslim, Hindu etc are the main religions.
Culture: Nepal's another speciality is culture. Foreigner are attracted to Nepalese culture. They like to celebrate the wedding in the Nepalese culture. Inside Nepal there are lots of culture, hence it makes the people and foreigner indifference to the Nepalese culture. The main festival " Tihar" , "Dashain" and " Maghe Shakranti" are major festivals.
The above reasons make the Nepal very very special to the stage of world.
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Friday, March 4, 2011
LADY GAGA
1. Lady Gaga is a theatrical dance-pop performer whoae debut single, the international chart topping hit "just Dance," established her as an up-and-coming superstar upon its release in 2008.
2. Born Stefani Germanotta on March 28,1986, the New York native.
3. In 2007, she began to make a name for herself on the downtown Manhattab club scene with a performance art show billed as Lady Gaga and the starlight Reveue( co-featuring Lady starlight, born collen Martin, a DJ and makeup professional), and music industry insiders began to take note.
2. Born Stefani Germanotta on March 28,1986, the New York native.
3. In 2007, she began to make a name for herself on the downtown Manhattab club scene with a performance art show billed as Lady Gaga and the starlight Reveue( co-featuring Lady starlight, born collen Martin, a DJ and makeup professional), and music industry insiders began to take note.
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Sunday, February 27, 2011
Bryan Adams in Nepal
Last week was marvellous for the nepalese fan of Bryan Adams. It was not only concindence but also reality. Few guy's effort made the Nepalese people familiar with Adams.
People who had known the Adam tried to recall their memories, who havenot known got chance to know him.
It is certain that Nepalese are been forwarded in music. Even the world is so high the music brings all together.
He adds to visit Nepal secretely, he stated to fly to mountain,and many more places of Nepal. Nepalese crowd gave him a warm welcome to him after the Nepalese band performance.
I knew Adam since my teenage. At that time we used to humm songs. We couldnot get the lyrics. We used to use the audio tape. It was so hard to understand the word and meaning, any way we tried to follow the western music.
Jackson, maddona were icon of mine. I collected lots of song of them. These days I still enjoy them.
Lets come to the point. He left the Kathmadu valley next day and gone to UK, but gossip and taboloid are in heat. People got amazed and whisperd; how it happened?
One of the famous newspaper asked the voting about new artist to be called in Nepal; almost 60% voted Shakira, singer of waka waka.
So whole Nepalese is asking 'would you like to perform in Nepal, a beautiful country?'
People who had known the Adam tried to recall their memories, who havenot known got chance to know him.
It is certain that Nepalese are been forwarded in music. Even the world is so high the music brings all together.
He adds to visit Nepal secretely, he stated to fly to mountain,and many more places of Nepal. Nepalese crowd gave him a warm welcome to him after the Nepalese band performance.
I knew Adam since my teenage. At that time we used to humm songs. We couldnot get the lyrics. We used to use the audio tape. It was so hard to understand the word and meaning, any way we tried to follow the western music.
Jackson, maddona were icon of mine. I collected lots of song of them. These days I still enjoy them.
Lets come to the point. He left the Kathmadu valley next day and gone to UK, but gossip and taboloid are in heat. People got amazed and whisperd; how it happened?
One of the famous newspaper asked the voting about new artist to be called in Nepal; almost 60% voted Shakira, singer of waka waka.
So whole Nepalese is asking 'would you like to perform in Nepal, a beautiful country?'
Friday, February 25, 2011
Alcohol
Its all about intoxicatation . why people drink and why don't people drink. Its like why people read and why not people. The one who has drunk he knows how and why to drink. The one who has not ever drink doesnot know how to drink and why to drink.
Despite of lots of negative points the alcohol has many benifits. It makes friend, make man to ambitious and gives some sort of power. First of all man starts to drink late the alcohol sucks him. It gives only signal of death at the last moment.
There fore people just have to use the alcohol in the limited amount which will be healthy to him. if it is limited it will be the medicine if unlimited it will be the toxic.
Despite of lots of negative points the alcohol has many benifits. It makes friend, make man to ambitious and gives some sort of power. First of all man starts to drink late the alcohol sucks him. It gives only signal of death at the last moment.
There fore people just have to use the alcohol in the limited amount which will be healthy to him. if it is limited it will be the medicine if unlimited it will be the toxic.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Freed of thoughts
when you start to think of your own you will be the best person of your own . You have to show all that you are important untill you are thought that you are important. So you need to be the important that the people think. You have to show your potential to other you have effort, power and many more intellectual porperties.
Your are not thought genius unless you tend to be genius. You will lose the chance if you do not effort to show the intelligence and power. you have to show your knowledge and the power of your education experience. You need not to be less confidence. You know more than normal perosn if you think so. You don't know anything so if you don't think so.
Your are not thought genius unless you tend to be genius. You will lose the chance if you do not effort to show the intelligence and power. you have to show your knowledge and the power of your education experience. You need not to be less confidence. You know more than normal perosn if you think so. You don't know anything so if you don't think so.
Friday, February 18, 2011
New and Simple information
What I think is that I am trying to post almost all the information as much as I can collect. My aim is to share those information with all the blogger and viewers. I work to collect those information from any type source. I try my best to post the latest interst and topics, gossips. Hope that you will appreciate my work. I know I am not updating the blog reguraly and it very rough and vague.
I am trying my best to make it clean and simple. After few weeks I will be free and I will make it simple and readable and clean. This blog will give almost all the information about the present world. But don't think it will update news, I am not going to write the new or headlines but other information besides these.
Ok friends let me do this and appreciate me.
I am trying my best to make it clean and simple. After few weeks I will be free and I will make it simple and readable and clean. This blog will give almost all the information about the present world. But don't think it will update news, I am not going to write the new or headlines but other information besides these.
Ok friends let me do this and appreciate me.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Nepal History shortcut
After centuries of petty rivalary between the three kingdoms, in the mid 18th century ,Prithvi naryan shah , gorkha king, set out ot unify the kingdom. Seeking arms and aid from India, and buying the neutrality of bordering Indian kingdoms, he embarked on his mission in 1765 . After several bloody battles and sieges, he managed to unify the kathmandu valley and surroungding the territory three years later in 1768. How ever , and actual battle never took place to conquer the kathmandu valley; it was taken over prithvi naryan and his troops without any effort during the indra jatra, a festival of Newars, when all the valleys's citizen were celebrating the festival. This event marked the birth of the modern nation of Nepal.
In 1788 the Nepalese overran Sikkim and sent a punitive raid into Tibet , Kangra in northern India was aslo occupied by the Nepalese. In 1809, Ranjit singh the ruler of sikh state in the Punjab, had intervened and drove the Nepalese army east of Satluj river.
In 1788 the Nepalese overran Sikkim and sent a punitive raid into Tibet , Kangra in northern India was aslo occupied by the Nepalese. In 1809, Ranjit singh the ruler of sikh state in the Punjab, had intervened and drove the Nepalese army east of Satluj river.
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010
What's happening in NEPAL
The world's poorest country will be NEPAL and that will be soon. Why and how is not the question. Because the answer is so terriffic. Its not only the fault of the Nepalese leaders but also the fault of we citizen . If we contribute from our side then the country will go fruther ahead. We used to say our Nepal the world's highest peaker.
The situation is so bad that a person can't say its my country. we just expect from the nation. Its not good to ask from the nation . Instead we have to give her.
Any way lets keep hope to be the a developed country and wealthiest country.
The situation is so bad that a person can't say its my country. we just expect from the nation. Its not good to ask from the nation . Instead we have to give her.
Any way lets keep hope to be the a developed country and wealthiest country.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Be healthy with laughing.
Its better to laugh for your health
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
jokes are the better pain killer
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
library jokes
1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
3. While looking at your book, turn so you’re facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"
4. Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.
5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You’re one of THEM!"
6. Put down you book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?", cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?"
7. Read your book. Upside down.
8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.
9. Flip the page every two or so seconds.
10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."
11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.
12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced déj?vu and amnesia at the same time?"
13. Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say "Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."
14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (? and I'm really glad to meet you."
15. Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time continuum.
16. Ask him/her what species he/she is.
17. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.
18. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"
19. Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!"
20. Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow! That was a good one!"
21. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep.
22. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.
23. Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."
24. Spell every single word as you read it.
25. Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.
26. Act like you’re picking your nose. And eating it.
27. Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.
28. Sneeze a lot.
29. Hold your book right next to your eyes.
30. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.
31. Stand up, and continue reading.
32. Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn't do it.
33. Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.
34. Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in messily, and crunch on it.
35. Ask them, got milk??
36. Read out loud attempting to pronounce easy words. Butcher them badly. But be able to pronounce hard words.
37. Fall out of your seat, then say, meant to do that.?Then do it again. And again.
38. Bring a laptop, and turn up the sound, and play a very noisy game.
39. Wear too many sweaters, and complain how hot it is.
40. Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it look like you’re attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.
41. Bring a bottle of squirtable mouth freshener, and miss every time you try to spray it into your mouth.
42. Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.
43. Spill that same cologne or perfume on their book.
44. Put down your book, then say, ya wanna trade?
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
jokes are the better pain killer
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
library jokes
1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
3. While looking at your book, turn so you’re facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"
4. Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.
5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You’re one of THEM!"
6. Put down you book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?", cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?"
7. Read your book. Upside down.
8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.
9. Flip the page every two or so seconds.
10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."
11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.
12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced déj?vu and amnesia at the same time?"
13. Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say "Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."
14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (? and I'm really glad to meet you."
15. Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time continuum.
16. Ask him/her what species he/she is.
17. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.
18. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"
19. Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!"
20. Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow! That was a good one!"
21. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep.
22. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.
23. Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."
24. Spell every single word as you read it.
25. Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.
26. Act like you’re picking your nose. And eating it.
27. Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.
28. Sneeze a lot.
29. Hold your book right next to your eyes.
30. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.
31. Stand up, and continue reading.
32. Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn't do it.
33. Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.
34. Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in messily, and crunch on it.
35. Ask them, got milk??
36. Read out loud attempting to pronounce easy words. Butcher them badly. But be able to pronounce hard words.
37. Fall out of your seat, then say, meant to do that.?Then do it again. And again.
38. Bring a laptop, and turn up the sound, and play a very noisy game.
39. Wear too many sweaters, and complain how hot it is.
40. Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it look like you’re attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.
41. Bring a bottle of squirtable mouth freshener, and miss every time you try to spray it into your mouth.
42. Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.
43. Spill that same cologne or perfume on their book.
44. Put down your book, then say, ya wanna trade?
Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The history of handicrafts is an old saga. To peep in to the traces of Indian handicrafts we need to go back almost 5000 years. The first references to Indian handicrafts can be found from the Indus Valley Civilization (3000 B.C.-1700 B.C.). The craft tradition in India has revolved around religious beliefs, local needs of the commoners, as well as the special needs of the patrons and royalty, along with an eye for foreign and domestic trade. These craft traditions have withstood the ravages of time and numerous foreign invasions and continue to flourish till date owing to the assimilative nature of Indian culture and broadmindedness of the handicraftsmen to accept and use new ideas.
The Indus valley civilization had a rich craft tradition as well as a high degree of technical excellence in the field of pottery making, sculpture (metal, stone and terracotta), jewelry, weaving etc. A lot of material information from excavations at Harappa, Mohen-jo-daro etc. substantiate the craft tradition of the Indus valley civilization. The craftsmen not only catered to all the local needs but surplus items were sent to ancient Arabian cultures via ancient sea routes
The Indus valley civilization had a rich craft tradition as well as a high degree of technical excellence in the field of pottery making, sculpture (metal, stone and terracotta), jewelry, weaving etc. A lot of material information from excavations at Harappa, Mohen-jo-daro etc. substantiate the craft tradition of the Indus valley civilization. The craftsmen not only catered to all the local needs but surplus items were sent to ancient Arabian cultures via ancient sea routes
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
How to Become a More Effective Learner
1. Memory Improvement BasicsI've written before about some of the best ways to improve memory. Basic tips such as improving focus, avoiding cram sessions and structuring your study time are a good place to start, but there are even more lessons from psychology that can dramatically improve your learning efficiency.
2. Keep Learning (and Practicing) New Things
Learning and practicing new skills helps your brain retain new information. Image by Mysid.
One sure-fire way to become a more effective learner is to simply keep learning. A 2004 Nature article reported that people who learned how to juggle increased the amount of gray matter in their occipital lobes, the area of the brain is associated with visual memory.1 When these individuals stopped practicing their new skill, this gray matter vanished.
So if you're learning a new language, it is important to keep practicing the language in order to maintain the gains you have achieved. This "use-it-or-lose-it" phenomenon involves a brain process known as "pruning." Certain pathways in the brain are maintained, while other are eliminated. If you want the new information you just learned to stay put, keep practicing and rehearsing it.
3. Learn in Multiple WaysFocus on learning in more than one way. Instead of just listening to a podcast, which involves auditory learning, find a way to rehearse the information both verbally and visually. This might involve describing what you learned to a friend, taking notes or drawing a mind map. By learning in more than one way, you’re further cementing the knowledge in your mind. According to Judy Willis, “The more regions of the brain that store data about a subject, the more interconnection there is. This redundancy means students will have more opportunities to pull up all of those related bits of data from their multiple storage areas in response to a single cue. This cross-referencing of data means we have learned, rather than just memorized.”2
4. Teach What You've Learned to Another Person
Teaching can improve your learning. ©René Mansi/iStockPhoto
Educators have long noted that one of the best ways to learn something is to teach it to someone else. Remember your seventh-grade presentation on Costa Rica? By teaching to the rest of the class, your teacher hoped you would gain even more from the assignment. You can apply the same principle today by sharing your newly learned skills and knowledge with others.
Start by translating the information into your own words. This process alone helps solidify new knowledge in your brain. Next, find some way to share what you’ve learned. Some ideas include writing a blog post, creating a podcast or participating in a group discussion.
5. Utilize Previous Learning to Promote
New LearningAnother great way to become a more effective learner is to use relational learning, which involves relating new information to things that you already know. For example, if you are learning about Romeo and Juliet, you might associate what you learn about the play with prior knowledge you have about Shakespeare, the historical period in which the author lived and other relevant information.
6. Gain Practical ExperienceFor many of us, learning typically involves reading textbooks, attending lectures or doing research in the library or on the Web. While seeing information and then writing it down is important, actually putting new knowledge and skills into practice can be one of the best ways to improve learning. If you are trying to acquire a new skill or ability, focus on gaining practical experience. If it is a sport or athletic skill, perform the activity on a regular basis. If you are learning a new language, practice speaking with another person and surround yourself with immersive experiences.
7. Look Up Answers Rather Than Struggle to RememberOf course, learning isn’t a perfect process. Sometimes, we forget the details of things that we have already learned. If you find yourself struggling to recall some tidbit of information, research suggests that you are better offer simply looking up the correct answer. One study found that the longer you spend trying to remember the answer, the more likely you will be to forget the answer again in the future. Why? Because these attempts to recall previously learned information actually results in learning the "error state" instead of the correct response.
8. Understand How You Learn BestAnother great strategy for improving your learning efficiency is to recognize your learning habits and styles. There are a number of different theories about learning styles, which can all help you gain a better understanding of how you learn best. Gardner’s theory of multiple intelligences describes eight different types of intelligence that can help reveal your individual strengths. Looking at Carl Jung’s learning style dimensions can also help you better see which learning strategies might work best for you.
9. Use Testing to Boost Learning
Testing can be more beneficial than studying alone. Image by Clinton Cardozo.
While it may seem that spending more time studying is one of the best ways to maximize learning, research has demonstrated that taking tests actually helps you better remember what you've learned, even if it wasn't covered on the test.3 The study revealed that students who studied and were then tested had better long-term recall of the materials, even on information that was not covered by the tests. Students who had extra time to study but were not tested had significantly lower recall of the materials.
10. Stop Multitasking
Multitasking can hurt learning effectiveness.
For many years, it was thought that people who multitask, or perform more than one activity at once, had an edge over those who did not. However, research now suggests that multitasking can actually make learning less effective. In the study, participants lost significant amounts of time as they switched between multiple tasks and lost even more time as the tasks became increasingly complex.4 By switching from one activity to another, you will learn more slowly, become less efficient and make more errors. How can you avoid the dangers of multitasking? Start by focusing your attention on the task at hand and continue working for a predetermined amount of time.
2. Keep Learning (and Practicing) New Things
Learning and practicing new skills helps your brain retain new information. Image by Mysid.
One sure-fire way to become a more effective learner is to simply keep learning. A 2004 Nature article reported that people who learned how to juggle increased the amount of gray matter in their occipital lobes, the area of the brain is associated with visual memory.1 When these individuals stopped practicing their new skill, this gray matter vanished.
So if you're learning a new language, it is important to keep practicing the language in order to maintain the gains you have achieved. This "use-it-or-lose-it" phenomenon involves a brain process known as "pruning." Certain pathways in the brain are maintained, while other are eliminated. If you want the new information you just learned to stay put, keep practicing and rehearsing it.
3. Learn in Multiple WaysFocus on learning in more than one way. Instead of just listening to a podcast, which involves auditory learning, find a way to rehearse the information both verbally and visually. This might involve describing what you learned to a friend, taking notes or drawing a mind map. By learning in more than one way, you’re further cementing the knowledge in your mind. According to Judy Willis, “The more regions of the brain that store data about a subject, the more interconnection there is. This redundancy means students will have more opportunities to pull up all of those related bits of data from their multiple storage areas in response to a single cue. This cross-referencing of data means we have learned, rather than just memorized.”2
4. Teach What You've Learned to Another Person
Teaching can improve your learning. ©René Mansi/iStockPhoto
Educators have long noted that one of the best ways to learn something is to teach it to someone else. Remember your seventh-grade presentation on Costa Rica? By teaching to the rest of the class, your teacher hoped you would gain even more from the assignment. You can apply the same principle today by sharing your newly learned skills and knowledge with others.
Start by translating the information into your own words. This process alone helps solidify new knowledge in your brain. Next, find some way to share what you’ve learned. Some ideas include writing a blog post, creating a podcast or participating in a group discussion.
5. Utilize Previous Learning to Promote
New LearningAnother great way to become a more effective learner is to use relational learning, which involves relating new information to things that you already know. For example, if you are learning about Romeo and Juliet, you might associate what you learn about the play with prior knowledge you have about Shakespeare, the historical period in which the author lived and other relevant information.
6. Gain Practical ExperienceFor many of us, learning typically involves reading textbooks, attending lectures or doing research in the library or on the Web. While seeing information and then writing it down is important, actually putting new knowledge and skills into practice can be one of the best ways to improve learning. If you are trying to acquire a new skill or ability, focus on gaining practical experience. If it is a sport or athletic skill, perform the activity on a regular basis. If you are learning a new language, practice speaking with another person and surround yourself with immersive experiences.
7. Look Up Answers Rather Than Struggle to RememberOf course, learning isn’t a perfect process. Sometimes, we forget the details of things that we have already learned. If you find yourself struggling to recall some tidbit of information, research suggests that you are better offer simply looking up the correct answer. One study found that the longer you spend trying to remember the answer, the more likely you will be to forget the answer again in the future. Why? Because these attempts to recall previously learned information actually results in learning the "error state" instead of the correct response.
8. Understand How You Learn BestAnother great strategy for improving your learning efficiency is to recognize your learning habits and styles. There are a number of different theories about learning styles, which can all help you gain a better understanding of how you learn best. Gardner’s theory of multiple intelligences describes eight different types of intelligence that can help reveal your individual strengths. Looking at Carl Jung’s learning style dimensions can also help you better see which learning strategies might work best for you.
9. Use Testing to Boost Learning
Testing can be more beneficial than studying alone. Image by Clinton Cardozo.
While it may seem that spending more time studying is one of the best ways to maximize learning, research has demonstrated that taking tests actually helps you better remember what you've learned, even if it wasn't covered on the test.3 The study revealed that students who studied and were then tested had better long-term recall of the materials, even on information that was not covered by the tests. Students who had extra time to study but were not tested had significantly lower recall of the materials.
10. Stop Multitasking
Multitasking can hurt learning effectiveness.
For many years, it was thought that people who multitask, or perform more than one activity at once, had an edge over those who did not. However, research now suggests that multitasking can actually make learning less effective. In the study, participants lost significant amounts of time as they switched between multiple tasks and lost even more time as the tasks became increasingly complex.4 By switching from one activity to another, you will learn more slowly, become less efficient and make more errors. How can you avoid the dangers of multitasking? Start by focusing your attention on the task at hand and continue working for a predetermined amount of time.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
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